Oh Cash!

Most Recent Picture I have of Cash!

This weekend was a lot of fun. I think there are probably a million stories I could tell, but the funniest story came from Sunday afternoon. Sally and the kids (Mikki and Cash) got there in the afternoon on Sunday. Most everyone was packing up or gone already. The Saladis’s were taking down there tent and getting ready to leave. Cash was taking something back to their car, and on the way back stopped to ask Tim about their boat. (They had brought it down to go fishing on Green Lake, or Puckaway). As Tim & Cash were talking, all of a sudden Cash says super slowly, “God Damn it!” Tim who is surprised to hear a 5 year old saying that, asks him if everything is okay. Cash replies with “I shit my pants!” At this point I have no idea how Tim kept it together, but he asked Cash if he should get his Mom. Cash said no, and waddled off. This is the point in which Sharon and I saw him. When I say waddle I mean waddle...He was trying to walk carefully to not loose any of the stuff in his drawers. As he walked by us Sharon noticed what looked like poop on his shoe. She made the assumption that it was dog related. Then I noticed some on the ground. Thinking like Sharon, I went to clean up the “dog poop”. As Cash continues to walk/waddle toward the port-a-potty Nick says, I think you have some on your leg too, Cash...At this point he stops. Sally goes over there to check things out and realizes what has happened. She can’t believe that he has pooped himself, so she tells him to head over to the “blue room” and she heads in to get some wipes to clean him up. Some where in this mess and Easton (our dog) discovers that Cash has this on his leg and starts licking it off of him! Now Easton has it on his face and nose. I go get Easton, clean him up and tie him up so that he doesn’t go try and “help” anymore. When I went into the cabin to get stuff to clean up Easton. My Mom asked if Cash was imitating the way that Kale walks...I laughed and said...No, He pooped his pants. Sally asked me if I could bring her some bags to put the underwear and shorts in, etc. When I went over there Cash was complaining that the flies wouldn’t stay off his legs! Umm...I wonder why! Anytime I need a good laugh this week I just think about him waddling across the yard! He told Sally that he just thought he had to fart and some poop came out! Apparently he had lots of baked beans the day before! How can you not laugh at the poor guy...”God, Damn it....I shit my pants!”